Querido diario, p.#19 – Dear Diary, p#19: ¡Ni de coña! – Never!

(«El tonto y el móvil»/Francisco Bravo Cabrera/Derechos Reservados/All Rights Reserved)

Querido diario, tu sabes que nunca he sido de pasarme horas en el gimnasio, pero si de pasarme horas practicando Yoga, Tai-Chi, Kempo Karate, Ballet Clásico y Danza Jazz Moderna. Tambien haciendo senderismo y alpinismo, pero… Resulta que un vecino/colega ha abierto un gimnasio muy cerca de casa y me ha dado de alta gratis y bueno, fui… ¡Madre mía! Habían maquinas de todo tipo y en cada una un tío, o una tía, sentados metiendo dedo en el móvil. Pensé, ¿No hacen ejercicio? Pero, ¿Qué coño hacen aquí esta gente? Y todos los días me encuentro con lo mismo, supuestos miembros del gimnasio que vienen a leer sus correos, chatear, buscar ligue online, o simplemente a comer mierda con el móvil en vez de hacer los putos ejercicios y marcharse a casa… No entiendo esto, la verdad que no lo entiendo. Le sugerí a mi colega que no permitiera teléfonos móviles en el gimnasio pero me dijo que eso significaría la perdida de los borregos, digo, la clientela… 🙄

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Dear diary, you know I have never been one to spend hours at the gym (to me it is the James as we are still not well acquainted). But that I do spend hours practicing Kempo Karate, Tai-Chi, Yoga, hiking, dancing and doing other types of calisthenics. But a colleague opened a gym and gave me free admission and I went. Good grief! There were all sorts of phenomenal machines and on every one of them a bloke or a bird was sitting fiddling round with their mobile phones! Oy! You come here to work-out or to chat, email or look for a date online? I really felt like saying this, but, you know me, dear diary, I am not an aggressive sort that likes to confront others or antagonise them. But this is really absurd, I truly do not understand it, at all. So I mentioned to my colleague that he should prohibit mobile phones in the gym and he replied, looking at me as if I was from Mars and said that would ruin his business! The sheep have to have a place to sit and wonder, at the black screen of a mobile phone…

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GRACIAS – CHEERS

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  1. Avatar de janetsm janetsm dice:

    It is true, and they don’t know how to have an actual conversation with another human being. Every new invention meant to make our lives better ends up creating a new societal problem. Cell phones are amazing, but they have set back personal interaction by decades. I loved that you’re still on a formal name basis (James) with the gym! Wonderful play on words! That gave me a nice Monday morning laugh. I hope you’re having a good day. I lost my internet connection again while typing this, so I hope I’ll get to send it before the day is over. This is Day 7 of this phone and internet frustration. Oh, it’s back… will send this while I can.

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    1. Yes, you are so right Janet, as it appears all the new inventions that are meant to make our lives easier get turned into a problem. Hackers, idiots and people forgetting that these «things» are just things to be used not an integral part of life. I just cannot imagine it. With my good friends when we get together we have an unwritten rule: NO MOBILE PHONES! (unless it is an emergency), we do not look at a mobile phone while enjoying each other’s company. And when I go to the «James» I do not even take mine. And I am so glad you got a laugh out of it! I hope you get all your services back very soon, without further interruption and that you enjoy a phenomenal day and week. Many blessings!

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      1. Avatar de janetsm janetsm dice:

        I have phone and internet service part of the time. Both were completely out-of-service from yesterday afternoon until late this morning. A technician was here for more than two hours this morning. He (and I) hope when they finish some repairs up the road a little ways, the static noise will disappear. He discovered our modem had a problem in addition to the cable problem on the farm nearby, so he replaced the modem. So far, it is working nicely and my internet connection seems a little faster than it had been; however, I discovered a few minutes ago that now I’ve lost my printer connection. So the saga continues…. from a cool and windy North Carolina.

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      2. Well, little by little modern age comforts return Janet. Best of luck and I hope all your IT devices are up and running perfectly. All the best from a sunny and warming Mediterranean coast of Spain.

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