#opinion, Dear Diary, p#104: Fat Bottomed Girls and…

If you dance without moving your arse, that means you probably eat without moving your mouth and something is wrong with you.

And this is the time, if there ever was one, to dance! We are in the shadows of terrible wars, climate disasters, corrupt politicians (wait, we’ve always had those), and zombies who walk down city streets controlled by something or someone inside their mobile phone which they cannot seem to be able to release from their grip though they fall into ditches, fountains, holes, not caring if they run into other humans…non zombies some, some not…or motor vehicles.

But all these problems can be solved by dancing. You don’t believe me? Well maybe it’s because you’re the doubting Thomas of society, or maybe you just think of «rational» things and are dubious of other realities. Well, I am here to tell you, as an artist, and yes! Artists have every right to stick their noses into everything. Why? Because they study, they are well prepared, they are observant, critical and do not go around gazing, mesmerised by a mobile phone screen when they are out in the streets. On the contrary, they are dancing, though they may not look like they are to you.

So put on a good song…and as loud as you can…and start to dance. Remember start with your arse, and don’t worry about the moves, the arse directs the body, you’ll do just fine. If you are a «fat bottomed girl» then you’ve got it made!

CHEERS